Mankeys Back!!!

After recent sightings of Monkey, the little guy has made a return to Bathurst St. But he's not that little now, in fact he appears to have grown considerably. Mankey is now walking, and he has grown some arms too. The nose ring is gone (he's moved on from his wild days), so Monkey is back - bigger and better (be it a little shy still).

Monkey Sighting!

Yes it's true!! Mankey has been sighted on the outskirts of town. Is it possible Mankey is going to come out of hiding for the first time in months? The following photo was captured by a passing tourist.

The Plot Thickens

Where is the monkey??? After receiving a suspicious note from what appears to be an overseas location (possibly France / Belgium), the person know as the 'Monkey Napper' has not kept their pledge of contacting the victims - Bec & Kim. A recent comment from Kim was:

"Look buddy, its time to come out of the closet and return Mankey to he's rightful owners"

The police have not been contacted at this stage (due to threat of monkey quarterisation), and Bec will be using her own CSI knowledge to track down and interrogate / torture the 'napper' for information on Mankey's whereabouts. Maybe the Monkey will return in time for the Christmas lunch next Friday at the Derwent Sailing Club (I'm talking to you Monkey napper).